nobody loves you? that’s a blatant lie. scott mccall loves you
#scott mccall would march into battle for you #scott mccall would pick you first in gym class #scott mccall would lend you his homework to copy because you had a bad night and couldn’t finish yours #scott mccall would lend you lunch money #scott mccall would pull you out of a burning building #scott mccall would sit with you through the season finale of that show you love that he doesn’t really care for #scott mccall would actually do his share on the partner project #scott mccall would save your life even if you hurt someone he cared about #scott mccall would remember your favorite flavor of ice cream #scott mccall would set a personalized ringtone for you #scott mccall: saving lives and stealing hearts since 2011 (via loup-ado)
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.
"After all this time?”
"Always," said Snape.
"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
if you’ve met your favorite celebrity and by any chance you touched their hand just know that at some point they touched their genitals with said hand
yo underrated but teardrops on my guitar is actually a really great song